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'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Keeping busy?"

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Casting in the swamp.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Fly Tightrope walker

"Would you like flies with that order?"

It's for you.

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

For services to Tourism. . .

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.

"I love a scary film"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.