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'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Keeping busy?"

Casting in the swamp.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

For services to Tourism. . .

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.

"I love a scary film"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.