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'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

The Reindeer Strike

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Freezing

Skier.

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Sleigh ride!

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

Old Man Winter

Man standing at a railway station.

"I've never skied paper before."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

"Do you folks ever get up North?"