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'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

The Reindeer Strike

Freezing

It's for you.

Skier.

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Sleigh ride!

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

"I've never skied paper before."

Old Man Winter

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.