Whale Watch Operator T-Shirts

"Hey, listen, Bob. Can I call you back? Another group of tourists is here."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Sperm Whale.

Fish or Cut Bait

Squirrel on the beach

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Free Radicals.

Polar bears

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Thar she blows!'

Watching Sea Life.

'Pull...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Whale Piñata.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'I win!'