Whale Watch Operator T-Shirts

"Hey, listen, Bob. Can I call you back? Another group of tourists is here."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Squirrel on the beach

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Thar she blows!'

Polar bears

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Free Radicals.

"He's a keeper!"

'Pull...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Whale Piñata.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'