Automobile Buff Gifts

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Happy Tots Day Care.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Auto-Pilot.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'We've found the problem...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Democracy for Hire

Oar-tobahn.

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

A production line adds condiments to cars

Traffic Jam.

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

Internal Combustion.

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

Used Cars. Spot. It seats six comfortably -- Of course, only four of them can stick their heads out the window.

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"When one door closes, another one opens."

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."