Car Buff Gifts

"Risk! What do you mean, risk?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'Hey, did you know these things have brakes?'

Wind power for cars.

'All our vehicles come with a 24-hour, round-the-block guarantee.'

Wind powered car

'You mean you never herd of cars with fiberglass bodies before?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

'Oh great. They're metric tools, and I've got standard nuts and bolts.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Washing the car? Cloud seeding.

The driverless car

Autonomous cars

"No time to wait!"

"When one door closes, another one opens."

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

A production line adds condiments to cars

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Traffic Jam.

'OK Mr Scott, second gear wheny ou're ready and stop saying 'she canny take it'!'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

Picked the wrong fuel

Men's fragrances...

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

"What kind of cream puff? Cream filled or lemon filled?"

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

Business analysts study current woes of the now miniscule big three . . .

'That'll be when they wash their cars!'

Democracy for Hire

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

It's a great invention, but I can't figure out where to put the little hula dancer.

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