Motoring Buff Gifts

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Men's fragrances...

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Auto-Pilot.

'It's just what I always wanted!'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

A Cumulonim-bus

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Democracy for Hire

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Oar-tobahn.

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

The driverless car

'Zero to sixty in three days.'