Motor Mechanics Buff Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Mechanic.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Turmoil change.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

Animals are smarter than we think!

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

A souped up car...

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"Turn down the bass."

Parts of an automobile

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'We've found the problem...'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."