Cartoon Car Buff Gifts

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Red car

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Hyenas as Pets

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Evil Villain.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Democracy for Hire

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Sciense. How can biodiversity be decreasing with so many species of Pokemon out there?

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

Billions and Billions

'Nice Touch!'