Cartoon Car Buff T-Shirts

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Red car

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Evil Villain.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

The driverless car

'Nice Touch!'

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

Traffic Jam.