Bus Travel Buff Pillows

desert bus stop...

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Vacation Bus Photo

Western Outfitters.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Statue of liberty selfie

Doubledecker bus stop

Bird sitting on a wing.

Quick, follow that star

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

Happy Tots Day Care.

Pamplona Station

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.