Bus Travel Prints

'I know you can hear me, but every bus needs one loud talker, and no one else is doing it.'

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

'I've given up trying to make it through airline security.'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Vacation Bus Photo

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

Doubledecker bus stop

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Subway Thrillers

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"Do you mind?"

Startling!

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

The return of Miss Subways

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Gymnast's Commute