Bus Conductors Pillows

Applied Science.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A Symphony of Penguins

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Taking a peek at the audience

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bravo!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Packed like sardines

Frederic Chopin

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Malcolm Sargent

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't