Subway Conductor Pillows

"XIVth Street"

BLT

The Commute To "Louie's Lobster House"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A Symphony of Penguins

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Allegro con molto espresso

Packed like sardines

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Frederic Chopin

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Malcolm Sargent

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Golden age of music

George Martin

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Cello Concert