The Force of Example.
Public Transport Conductor Pillows
Add a dash of humor and comfort to their space with pillows that playfully acknowledge the public transport conductor’s role. Great for relaxing at home or on the go.
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
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Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.
Packed like sardines
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
The last Passenger Pigeon
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
'This Mouse is going to be huge!'
Cinderella waits at bus stop.
The Little Engine That Wouldn't
Latest Railway Marvel.
"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
A white collar cow.
Jungle Taxi
Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'
"XIVth Street"
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'
Someday
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'
A train's dining car is a diner.
An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station
'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'
Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus
Honk if you're holy.
Startling!
Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign
Public Transport Conductor Pillows Collection
Public Transport Conductor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the daily life and humor of public transport conductors. Find the perfect cup to make their mornings brighter.
Public Transport Conductor Prints
Browse our prints that showcase the pride of being a public transport conductor. Great for decorating offices or homes with a lighthearted, professional vibe.
Public Transport Conductor T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts designed for public transport conductors. Perfect for casual wear, these shirts blend humor and professionalism in one stylish package.