Train Conductor Pillows

"Don't make eye contact..."

If life was fair.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

The European Locomotive from Angela's Merkelwerke

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

The Railway Children - Still waiting

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

Railway Signalman

The End Is Near

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"Hello, I'm on the train!"

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Delayed 1840- from Darlington (the Rocket).

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Coupler Counselling

A Train Conductor.

Strategic Rail Authority to Richard Branson - 'I'm afraid you'll have to stand, all the seats are taken.'

"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Packed like sardines

Then and now: The old guard at Waterloo

'Oh bloody hell, what's their excuse this time?'

Michigan Central Train Trapped in Snowstorm

Mind The Gap

"Split-second timing - as one pulls in, the other pulls out."

"At least these trains are on time...!"

Latest Railway Marvel.

Irish Porterbeing unhelpful to a passenger

A Victorian train station.

'You mean I only have to say where I'm going and you give me a ticket?'