Little Train Conductor Pillows

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A Symphony of Penguins

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Taking a peek at the audience

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bravo!"

Packed like sardines

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Frederic Chopin

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Malcolm Sargent

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

Golden age of music

Sir Edward Elgar

George Martin

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'