Train Conductor At Heart Pillows

"At least these trains are on time...!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Orchestra.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Packed like sardines

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Sir Edward Elgar

A white collar cow.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"XIVth Street"

Fricka arrives.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Startling!

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"Don't make eye contact..."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."