Train Conductor At Heart T-Shirts

"At least these trains are on time...!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Orchestra.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Packed like sardines

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

Sir Edward Elgar

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

A white collar cow.

"XIVth Street"

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Fricka arrives.

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

A train's dining car is a diner.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Startling!

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"Don't make eye contact..."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story