Musical Train Conductor T-Shirts

The train on the musical line

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Orchestra.

Packed like sardines

Johannes Sebastian Bach

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Sir Edward Elgar

A white collar cow.

"XIVth Street"

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Fricka arrives.

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

A train's dining car is a diner.

Startling!

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"Don't make eye contact..."

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'