Railway Conductor T-Shirts

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A Symphony of Penguins

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Taking a peek at the audience

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bravo!"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Packed like sardines

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Frederic Chopin

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Malcolm Sargent

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

Golden age of music

Cello Concert

Sir Edward Elgar

George Martin

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'