'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'
Railway Conductor Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a railway conductor? Our collection features clever, light-hearted items that pay tribute to their dedication and love for the rails. From fun mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something that truly resonates with their passion for train travel and hardworking spirit. Make their day extra special with a thoughtful, profession-themed surprise that combines humor with heartfelt appreciation.
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
A Symphony of Penguins
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
Felix Mendelssohn
No Elgar!
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
Orchestra.
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Taking a peek at the audience
Allegro con molto espresso
"Bravo!"
"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"
Packed like sardines
Statue turns into conductor when it snows.
Frederic Chopin
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."
Malcolm Sargent
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
'This Mouse is going to be huge!'
The Little Engine That Wouldn't
Latest Railway Marvel.
Golden age of music
Cello Concert
Sir Edward Elgar
George Martin
"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
Railway Conductor Gifts Collection
Railway Conductor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for railway conductors—perfect for their morning coffee or tea breaks with a bespoke touch.
Railway Conductor Pillows
Discover cozy pillows dedicated to railway conductors—ideal for their favorite chair or train-themed decor.
Railway Conductor Prints
Browse our railway conductor prints—beautiful artwork to celebrate their profession and love of trains.
Railway Conductor T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish t-shirts for railway conductors—great for casual wear and showing off their train passion.