"At least these trains are on time...!"
Train Conductor At Heart Gifts
Looking for a gift for your train-loving friend or family member? Our collection features playful and charming items that highlight their passion for railways. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, these gifts capture the spirit of a train conductor at heart with humor and warmth. Whether they’re a seasoned railway hobbyist or just a daily commuter with a sense of adventure, our curated selection offers something special that sparks joy and nostalgia.
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
Orchestra.
"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"
Packed like sardines
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
'This Mouse is going to be huge!'
The Little Engine That Wouldn't
Latest Railway Marvel.
Sir Edward Elgar
Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'
"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."
A white collar cow.
"XIVth Street"
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
Fricka arrives.
'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'
Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.
Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.
A train's dining car is a diner.
Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov
Startling!
'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'
Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.
An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station
An argument between a passenger and a train porter.
Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign
"Don't make eye contact..."
"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."
Coupler Counselling
'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'
Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story
Train Conductor At Heart Gifts Collection
Train Conductor At Heart Mugs
Explore our collection of train-themed mugs to find the perfect start to their morning routine, celebrating their inner train conductor with humor and charm.
Train Conductor At Heart Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows featuring railway designs—ideal for adding a touch of train-loving personality to any space.
Train Conductor At Heart Prints
Discover railway-inspired prints to decorate your home or office, embracing the train enthusiast in you or a loved one.
Train Conductor At Heart T-Shirts
Check out our fun and witty train conductor t-shirts, designed for enthusiasts who love to wear their passion on their sleeve.