"Don't make eye contact..."
Train Conductor Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a train conductor? Our collection features witty, charming, and meaningful items that honor their dedication and love of railroads. Whether it's for a seasoned professional or a passionate hobbyist, you'll find something that resonates.
If life was fair.
'This Mouse is going to be huge!'
'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'
The European Locomotive from Angela's Merkelwerke
Information desk manned by a fortune teller.
The Railway Children - Still waiting
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.
The End Is Near
Railway Signalman
Pound sign on rail tracks.
Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)
Delayed 1840- from Darlington (the Rocket).
"Hello, I'm on the train!"
"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"
A Train Conductor.
'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'
Coupler Counselling
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
The Little Engine That Wouldn't
Strategic Rail Authority to Richard Branson - 'I'm afraid you'll have to stand, all the seats are taken.'
'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'
"No, on second thoughts, let's walk"
Latest Railway Marvel.
Railway worker: 'JESSE! QUICK, call Central Control!! We've got ourselves a runaway TRAIN!!'
'Once again, ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to apologise for the number of reiterated annoucements on your journey ...'
Michigan Central Train Trapped in Snowstorm
'Come back! Initiation ceremonies are for apprentices, not station masters!'
'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'
'Railtracks new safety measures are in place'
"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
Disoriented Express
"Apologies for the delay to the trains...we are busy counting our money."
Train Conductor Gifts Collection
Train Conductor Mugs
Explore our collection of train conductor mugs to find the perfect humorous or heartfelt design that celebrates their profession.
Train Conductor Pillows
Browse our train-themed pillows, adding a cozy and quirky touch to any space for the train lover in your life.
Train Conductor Prints
Check out our transport-inspired prints featuring train conductors and railways—ideal for decorating a train enthusiast's home or office.
Train Conductor T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for train conductors and railway enthusiasts. Fun, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear or special train-themed events.