Crowd Conductors Pillows

The public and private lives of a football steward

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A Symphony of Penguins

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Allegro con molto espresso

Packed like sardines

Frederic Chopin

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Malcolm Sargent

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

Golden age of music

Cello Concert

Sir Edward Elgar

George Martin

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'