Conductor Pillows

Cat symphony conductor

'Come on... Come on... Throw the stick...'

Ineffective conducting.

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

Loud Chorister

'Needs to be more tweetable.'

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

Lord of the Strings.

Violinist.

'We call him the semi-conductor - he only works part time.'

Silly String Quartet

Don't sit next to the violinists.

On your mark, get set, go!

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Actually I'm self-taught.'

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

"I wonder if they noticed I missed out the second movement?"

'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'

A Symphony of Penguins

"What the ponytail for the downbeat."

Johannes Brahms

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Franz Liszt

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

'Typical type a behavior.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.