Conductor Pillows

Ineffective conducting.

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

Loud Chorister

'Needs to be more tweetable.'

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

Silly String Quartet

'We call him the semi-conductor - he only works part time.'

Don't sit next to the violinists.

Violinist.

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

On your mark, get set, go!

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

'Actually I'm self-taught.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

"I wonder if they noticed I missed out the second movement?"

Franz Liszt

Johannes Brahms

"What the ponytail for the downbeat."

The dream works when the team works!

'Typical type a behavior.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

No Elgar!

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

A Symphony of Penguins

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.