Tour Bus Driver T-Shirts

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"First class, or with children?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fishing sign.

Sparkling Water

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Echo Tourism'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"