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Bus rally tour

Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing, only they'll call it a 'Luxury Motor Coach Tour'.

Hop on Hip-Hop Off Bus

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"First class, or with children?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Is Driving Doomed?

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Vacation Bus Photo

See you at Charing Cross!

Doubledecker bus stop

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Streetcar in New Orleans

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

Octo-Bus.

"Two weeks in France with a cataract operation, no problem."

The Bus Stop.

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

Out-of-Towner

Winery tours.

"What fire? We're fleeing eco-tourists."

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Sightseeing/Scentsniffing

"You tigers havin' a good time...."