Bus Tours Pillows

Bus rally tour

Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing, only they'll call it a 'Luxury Motor Coach Tour'.

Hop on Hip-Hop Off Bus

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"First class, or with children?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Vacation Bus Photo

See you at Charing Cross!

Doubledecker bus stop

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Streetcar in New Orleans

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

Octo-Bus.

Out-of-Towner

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

The Bus Stop.

"Two weeks in France with a cataract operation, no problem."

Winery tours.

"What fire? We're fleeing eco-tourists."

NYC Walking Tour

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"You tigers havin' a good time...."

Goose Bus.

Sightseeing/Scentsniffing