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Frankfurters on a Bus

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

The next fast train has gone.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Doubledecker bus stop

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Eric Adams Caricature

Bus for Giraffes.

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"Don't make eye contact..."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Planned service changes

'You should all be wearing helmets'

What Holds the Subway Together?

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

A Train Conductor.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Rodin's Tram Driver

The Bus Stop.

Crybaby

King Commute.

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

The bus home.

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

Octo-Bus.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"