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Hop on Hip-Hop Off Bus

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Vacation Bus Photo

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The next fast train has gone.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Doubledecker bus stop

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Eric Adams Caricature

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye contact..."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

What Holds the Subway Together?

A Train Conductor.

Rodin's Tram Driver

Crybaby

King Commute.

The Bus Stop.

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Octo-Bus.

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Bus of Fools

Bus Stop Evolution

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

Sightseeing/Scentsniffing

'I don't like this. . .'