Horse And Carriage Lover Gifts

Giant Ice Skates

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Caption contest"

'What's founder?'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Did you want me, boss?'