Horse And Carriage Lover Gifts

Giant Ice Skates

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'What's founder?'

"Caption contest"

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Stubborn Horses

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Did you want me, boss?'