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Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'What's founder?'

Dairy Devil

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Biker Lawn Mower

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Stubborn Horses

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Biker At Museum

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'