Harley Enthusiast Pillows

'No scooters here, Baxter! Our company prides itself on a 'Harley' culture.'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Dairy Devil

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker Lawn Mower

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Stubborn Horses

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Biker At Museum

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'