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Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It is we."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Thor's Other Tools

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

I love thunderstorms!

Persian

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Twins

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

Award Winning Photographer

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

"You're in my seat."

The Bachelord