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'The weather was much too rotten to go to work.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Raining

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The lonely figure

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'