Thunder Enthusiasts Pillows

Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It is we."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Thor's Other Tools

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Persian

I love thunderstorms!

Twins

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Award Winning Photographer

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

The Bachelord

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."