Tavern Trivia Lover Pillows

Child In A Bar.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Useless information"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Baldness Facts

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Albert Einstein and book

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'You've had enough!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"You look good for your age."

"You must be the new barmaid."

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Shanahan's

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

Duh Magazine

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."