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Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

You have had enough

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"You look good for your age."

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

Shanahan's

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

Child In A Bar.

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

Sal's recent remodeling accommodated his many beer-gut-impaired customers.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

Highway Code

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

Lincoln is forced to rethink his theory that you can fool some of the people all the time.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Don't make me come down there.'

'I finally found my inner child! He grew up and will soon be sitting on a bar stool!'