Screen Tourist Gifts

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Binge Watch

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

100 best beheadings

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Spooning

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"All the better to ignore you with."

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Portalouvre

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Internet Restaurant

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."