Virtual Vacationer Prints

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

Where would you spend your honeymoon? Skyrim, no contest. First, my lady and I would climb the 1,000 snow-covered steps to the summit of the mountain overlooking High Hrothgar

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Virtual Beach

Computer Life

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"