Virtual Vacation Voyager Gifts

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer Crimes

Virtual Beach

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."