Virtual Reality Voyager Gifts

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

Rich in metaverse. Poor in real life

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"I miss being a passive spectator."

'Good thing there is augmented reality...'

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Look... I just did the same thing on my iPad.'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

"After that last online meeting I had, everyone sent me nose hair tweezers. Just what are they trying to say?"

"Ready Mister Clooney."

'I never take you anywhere? Are we talking real or virtual time?'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

'Put down the game and take off the hat, son...they're playing the national anthem.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'It's not a lie, Mom - it's virtual reality!'

'Sure you have lots of facebook friends. They have the good fortune of never having to meet you.'

Eddy the PC gamer meets reality.

Obsession with Internet

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

"Henry, have you got those Virtual Reality Goggles on again?"

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

Virtual Friendly Fire

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"