Vacation Vibe Appreciator T-Shirts

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pina Coladas

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

French wine

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Lei-ing Hens

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Easter Bonnet

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Sunblock

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

"I usually work in snow."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm beached body ready."

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Whale smiling at camera.

"Why? Did you want one?"

Grizzy Selfie

Lifeguard with barely any experience. . .

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"