Vacation Vibe Chaser Gifts

Whale smiling at camera.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Pina Coladas

French wine

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

New Age Store.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Martini is invented.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Lei-ing Hens

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm beached body ready."

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

Carioca

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

Hot Dog

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

"Drink Overboard!"

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.