Vacation Chaser Gifts

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Southwark Fair.

Pina Coladas

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

French wine

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Tourists in Egypt

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Segregated Beach

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Energy saving mode

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Summertime.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

The Airport.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

The Desert Island Package

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

No early morning tea past this landing

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'