Beagle Buddy Pillows

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Not now, Oliver."

Greenfingers.

Insect extinction

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'You reek of crackers.'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Will you call me?"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

BOO MOO!

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Meet the Beetles....

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.