Beagle Enthusiast Pillows

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'Welcome to beagle island.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"They’re real."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Pull the udder one

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"She's a natural!"

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"You're famous, Angus."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

THe UDDER Side

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

I think I have a gilt complex.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."