Beagle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'Welcome to beagle island.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Pull the udder one

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"She's a natural!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"You're famous, Angus."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

I think I have a gilt complex.

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Carpet Cows

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'