Beagles T-Shirts

'Welcome to beagle island.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Countervailing Clichés.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

Bagel problems.

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Bagel Story

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"How do you keep a bagel from getting away?"

Lox Ness Monster

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

Almost Everything Bagel

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

"It's non-negotiable."

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Big Apple Bears

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?