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The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"Then again, if we don't move to New York, will we ever be taken seriously as bagels?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Super Heroes.

Important Food Groups

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Countervailing Clichés.

Deliboys

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Bed & Bagel'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Bagel problems.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Bagel Story

"How do you keep a bagel from getting away?"

Waiting staff

Lox Ness Monster

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Placier.

All You Can Eat

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

Baker